Tuesday, December 7, 2021

King of the Hill: Who Should Victor Make CEO on Days of our Lives?

 


It is a well-known fact that major international power players headquarter their companies in tiny little towns, population less than 50, right Days of our Lives?

A New Days of our Lives CEO

Victor Kiriakis (John Aniston) runs Titan from his living room. But he needs yet another CEO. Who should it be? Over 3,000 board members weighed in:

Best Boy

Sonny Kiriakis has done the least bad job so far, 39% of you venture. Sure, he took off to do good deeds and raise money for breast cancer research in Arizona. But anyone can be a good deed doer (hat-tip: Wizard of Oz). Surely, running a fashion house is a much, much more important and noble task. Bring Sonny home and make him do the true lord’s work – making the family even more money.

Daddy’s Home on Days of our Lives

And if Sonny isn’t available, 31% suggests his dad, Justin Kiriakis (Wally Kurth). Sure, he has exhibited less than stellar judgment by marrying a woman who tortured his wife and periodically kills people to get her way. But, she, Bonnie (Judi Evans) can’t do too much damage to Titan. And that’s all that matters.

The Odd Days of our Lives Couple

Gabi Hernandez (Camila Banus) and Jake DiMera (Brandon Barash) are actually lobbying for the job, which is more than any other members of Victor’s family are currently doing. They have something to prove, say 17% of you. Which means they’ll put in a lot more effort than those who feel they deserve the position simply due to the accident of birth.

If You Want It Done Right

Do it yourself, Victor, 13% of the audience urges. These young whippersnappers not only have no clue what they’re doing, but they also don’t care about your lifeblood. Not the way you do. Also, they have their stupid romantic entanglements. You’re happily married to Maggie Horton Kiriakis (Suzanne Rogers). Which means you can focus your attention on more important things. Money. Won’t somebody think of the money?

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